Guest writer – Matthew Mupfanochiya

I’m not sure how to review this film or if there is any point… I fear there may be more thought in this review than was committed to the plot of Dark of Moon.

Plot Summary:

This is the same rubbish dished out in Revenge of the Fallen with a more ridiculous beginning. Something from the past with the potential to destroy the world (yawn) threatens the Autobots and mankind. Our human hero has managed to pick up another hot girl despite his unemployment.  Megatron is passing time chilling with Elephants or is he?? Truly if you’ve ever wondered what a robot hobo would look like this is it…

My view:

Never in my time have I seen a movie this poorly written, there a characters who are present in the first half of the film who just aren’t there … Read More »

Guest writer – Matthew Mupfanochiya

I’m not sure how to review this film or if there is any point… I fear there may be more thought in this review than was committed to the plot of Dark of Moon.

Plot Summary:

This is the same rubbish dished out in Revenge of the Fallen with a more ridiculous beginning. Something from the past with the potential to destroy the world (yawn) threatens the Autobots and mankind. Our human hero has managed to pick up another hot girl despite his unemployment.  Megatron is passing time chilling with Elephants or is he?? Truly if you’ve ever wondered what a robot hobo would look like this is it…

My view:

Never in my time have I seen a movie this poorly written, there a characters who are present in the first half of the film who just aren’t there … Read More »